1. a penguin (I was only 4 or 5 at the time).
2. a Hawaiian (but my mom told me you actually had to be born one, which I found grossly unfair and totally against the attitude of the '70's which said women could be anything they wanted to be...I was about 6 or 7)
3. a nurse
4. a teacher
5. a U.S. Naval Officer
6. an astronaut
7. a writer
Things I have done:
1. I wore combat boots--on several occasions--most notably for a week during the summer of 1984, when, as a second-class midshipman, we had our U.S. Marine Corps
2. Flew upside-down in a T-2 in Pensacola, Florida. Decided I didn't want to fly for a living.
3. Sailed on a 98-foot yacht from Annapolis, Maryland, to Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada and visited several ports of call, including New York City. While underway, in heavy seas, with 95% of the crew seasick, we had a fire at sea.
4. Sang back-up for Donna Summer (with the U.S. Naval Academy Women's Glee Club) at Pres. Reagan's 1985 Inaugaration Gala. Backstage, Lou Rawls told us, "Ya'll sounded real good;" Crystal Gale told us we looked "pretty" in our formal dinner dress uniforms; and Dean Martin winked at me. (Okay, I admit he winked at a lot of young ladies that evening). Oh, and Frank Sinatra sang with a glass of scotch in his hand and Tom Selleck was holding hands with his lady friend while all of us gals were desperately trying to catch his eye.
5. Shook President Ronald Reagan's hand when I received my Baccalaureate degree, May 1985.
6. I met Diego Maradona when I lived in Naples, Italy.
7. I have been mistaken for a prostitute. (In Naples, Italy).
8. Although I've never been arrested, I did have a police officer shine a flashlight in my face once and say, "You look familiar. Have you ever been arrested?"
9. My dh and I appeared on the Maury Povich show. (When Philosopher-Mom was deemed too smart, she gave them my name, I was phone-interviewed and deemed ditsy enough for the show). The topic of the show was, "Childfree by Choice," and we were the freaks with FIVE children! (Addendum: Also on the show was, Ben Wattenberg, who displayed great class in congratulating us on our five kids and he inscribed a copy of his book, The Birth Dearth, to us: "To Debbie and Joe...who are doing their part...with high regard, Ben Wattenberg, NY/NY 11/93.")
10. I once considered changing my name to "Aurora Borealis." *
Things I have eaten:
2. Rocky Mountain oysters
4. frog legs
Jobs I have actually had:
1. Youth Conservation Corps youth worker--2 summers
3. 45 caliber pistol instructor
4. communications watch officer
5. telephone officer (liason with the Italian telephone company)
6. celebration of the bicentennial of the US Constitution coordinator
7. security officer
8. crisis pregnancy volunteer
9. Girl Scout leader
10. homeschool mom
* O.K. Not really. That one was supposed to be a joke. But I do think it's a pretty cool name.